You know you´re a biologist/biotech when...

• You open the toothpaste with one hand.
• You wash your hands before and after using to the washroom.
• When you hear tween, you think of the surfactant not the age group.
• For you, media is something which increases your culture.
• You can identify organs on roadkills.
• You have a callus on your thumb.
• You use the word "aliquot" in regular sentences.
• Sometimes you momentarily vanish from social activities because of a timepoint.
• You've never worn a clean lab coat.
• You don't fear rodents, rodents fear you.
• You say "orders of magnitude" in regular sentences.
• You flinch when you hear the word "significant".
• Showing up at 10AM and having a coffee is a productive day.
• You can't stand god-like physicians, while secretly wishing you had their job.
• You're very good at diluting things.
• You're also very good at transferring small amounts of liquid between containers.
• You are fed up of people saying alcohol, when they mean ethanol.
• You hear the word ‘Molar’ and teeth are the last thing on your mind.
• You say “conjugation” instead of “sex”, and "pili" sounds dirty.
• SOB is not an insult, it's what you grow your bugs in.
• You say "mills" and "megs".
• No-one in your family has any idea what you do. (so true:-)).
• You can make a short film in power point.
• You consider a green laser pointer to be science bling.
• A falcon is not a bird....
• And you have 5 of them with different types of water.
• When your fruits go bad and you get fruit flies, you can't help but check their eye colour.
• You own invitrogen t-shirts and actually wear them.
• You think that drosophila geneticists have a good sense of humour.
• You refer to your children as the F1.
• You've suffered carpal tunnel from the pipetman.
• You've used kimwipes as kleenex.
• A timer clipped to the hip is not only practical, but dead sexy.
• You've played Battleship using tip boxes.
• The front pages of Science is your light reading.
• You think the following is a quality insult: "I've seen cells more competent than you!".
• The scent of latex reminds you of work, not play.
• You're looking for a cooking book by maniatis.
• You've made dry ice grenades.
• You've lost many friends to ice grenades...